Texted my Dad about changing a flat tire on my car. 😂 Walk me through how to do it. Aren't you with Jason? Yea but he said he's never changed a tire before. Just walk me through it. Ok. Step 1: Break up with Jason.
MY DAD USED TO TELL ME THAT BACK IN THE OLD DAYS, TV CHANNELS WOULD SHUT DOWN AROUND MIDNIGHT. THEY'D PLAY THE NATIONAL ANTHEM... AND THEN GO COMPLETELY OFF AIR UNTIL MORNING. IS THAT REAL, OR IS HE JUST MESSING WITH ME?
goul.eth @0xGouL · 6d i just cried, rip to a legend. Dad. Bad news. After 36 years, the garage fridge finally died. Been through a lot together. Outlasted 3 trucks, 2 wives. Went out quiet, like a cowboy. Must've kept 10,000 beers cold. Thinking about giving it a proper funeral.
Good afternoon. This is an official update from the Department of Dad Jokes. I tried to turn on a virtual fireplace on Netflix, but it didn't work. I realized I forgot to put the log in. This concludes today's briefing. Department of Dad Jokes
Daniel @pizza__man316
Girls who tell dad jokes must be protected at all costs 😍
How did the Hinge date go?
Have you ever gone on a date with a girl with Dad humor?
lol no
The waiter came over to us and asked 'you wanna box for the leftovers' she replies 'no, but i’ll wrestle you for them' 😤😤
Oh my god
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